Description: Meet Darla the Pig! Darla here is a bonafide hard-workin’ momma. You can catch her workin’ away as a lunch lady at the local elementary school to help support her grand babies. She takes pride in her tattooed eyebrows, as well as her tattooed red dots. She’s got one for each of her children. Sammy, Tammy, Rammy, and… well… we don’t talk about the 4th one. She even got that one laser removed. Darla here is a big and beautiful girl. She is about 14 inches long and 6 inches wide. She weights around 8 pounds. Darla has some obvious scratches/wear and tear, but who doesn’t??? Darla no longer has her plug, and that’s because then darn grand kids are always draining her of money… Let me know if you have any questions about my friend here and I will be happy to assist! (All Buncha-Baloney stories are entirely made up, but they do make for more fun!)
Price: 25 USD
Location: Pennsville, New Jersey
End Time: 2024-10-17T20:34:58.000Z
Shipping Cost: N/A USD
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All returns accepted: ReturnsNotAccepted
Animal Class: Pig
Theme: Animals
Original/Reproduction: Original
Material: Chalk
Country/Region of Manufacture: United States
