The Fat Detective: A Gruesome Tale of Murder, Mayhem, and Bad Puns from the Crim

Description: The Fat Detective by John Soennichsen Estimated delivery 3-12 business days Format Paperback Condition Brand New Description Lance Loomis has a problem. Its not that hes a balding, middle-aged man who is 75 pounds overweight, behind on his rent and in desperate need of female companionship. Its not the fact that nobody takes him seriously as a private detective and his PI license looks like a library card. Its not even that he is forced to work out of a janitorial supply closet while his office is being painted. No, these are just minor annoyances in his everyday life. Loomiss problem is that hes entangled in two unsolved murder cases that would baffle even the cleverest detective, which Lance is most definitely not. Who murdered the beautiful redhead as she pedaled her stationary bike? Who ran over the rich tax accountant as he crossed the street carrying Italian takeout? To solve these two seemingly unrelated crimes, Loomis finds himself interviewing a host of suspects ranging from an egotistical talk show host who calls himself the white mans Oprah, to an elderly janitor who regularly attends meetings of the New German Social Club. Meanwhile, Loomis has been targeted for death by the Norwegian Mafia. As Lance patrols the hot, summer streets of Spokane in his 1978 Renault Le Car, he is intermittently assisted by a slimy street hood named Vinny, whom he never actually hired and who is clearly more trouble than help. Loomis also befriends the captivating Jill Morgan, who first appears at his office vacuum-packed in a little black dress, with a tale of murder to tell. The plot of The Fat Detective recalls the gritty crime stories popularized by writers like Dashiell Hammett and Raymond Chandler, while also paying homage to the comic absurdities of movies such as Airplane and The Naked Gun. The world of Lance Loomis is populated by strange characters, bizarre settings and out of the ordinary occurrences. If compared to the work of other contemporary writers, The Fat Detective might be described as resembling a tag team effort by Carl Hiassen and Dave Barry. Lance Loomis will never be another Sam Spade or Alex Cross. But his reverence for detectives of their ilk drives him on to search for clues, develop theories, and narrowly escape death as he attempts to solve two cases at the same time. All while continually grazing through bags of Cheetos and boxes of chocolate coated mini-donuts. Author Biography Since the 1970s, John Soennichsen has written more than 300 articles, essays, and short fiction for a variety of publications. His first book, Live! from Death Valley: Dispatches from Americas Low Point was published by Sasquatch Books, Seattle, in September 2005. Praise for the book included this Publishers Weeklys statement: "Eloquently written, Soennichsens book is a triumph of reportage reminiscent of McPhee." Johns second book, Bretzs Flood, was published by Sasquatch in October 2008. The book tells the story of a maverick geologist in the 1920s whose radical theories explained the formation of a wildly rugged region of eastern Washington. Bretzs Flood sold out quickly and was released in paperback in October 2009. His latest book projects include The Chinese Exclusion Act of 1882, a history of the Chinese in the western United States during the exclusionary period, for Greenwood Press; and a tour guide book of the channeled scablands for The Mountaineers Books, in Seattle. Johns bachelors degree in journalism is from the University of Oregon and his master of fine arts in creative writing is from Eastern Washington University. His interests include hiking and photography. He lives with his family on a five-acre ranch just outside the eastern Washington town of Cheney. John welcomes you to visit his website at: : Details ISBN 1463565356 ISBN-13 9781463565350 Title The Fat Detective Author John Soennichsen Format Paperback Year 2011 Pages 164 Publisher Createspace Independent Publishing Platform GE_Item_ID:46802721; About Us Grand Eagle Retail is the ideal place for all your shopping needs! With fast shipping, low prices, friendly service and over 1,000,000 in stock items - you're bound to find what you want, at a price you'll love! Shipping & Delivery Times Shipping is FREE to any address in USA. Please view eBay estimated delivery times at the top of the listing. Deliveries are made by either USPS or Courier. We are unable to deliver faster than stated. International deliveries will take 1-6 weeks. NOTE: We are unable to offer combined shipping for multiple items purchased. This is because our items are shipped from different locations. 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