"Santa just farted! Just as I thought... it's Dad" FUNNY CHRISTMAS CARD

Description: This hysterical RPG Christmas card comes with a matching envelope. Cover: "You got him gold? But there was a $15 limit!" Inside: "Hope there's NO LIMIT to your Christmas joy!” "Santa just farted! Just as I thought... it's Dad" FUNNY CHRISTMAS CARD Click images to enlarge Description Anyone who has ever sat up on Christmas eve trying to catch Santa in the act will relate to this funny Recycled Paper Greetings card. RPG is a Papyrus sister company known for trend-forward designs printed on recycled paper. Cover has silver foil printing for a fun shimmer. It is standard-sized and comes with a matching envelope. Cover The real night before Christmas Kid 1: "Do you see him? It's Santa. He's bending down and putting gifts under the tree." Kid 2: "I think Santa just farted." Inside Kid 3: "Just as I thought. It's Dad." Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night. Do check out my other listings! Payment Please wait to pay until you have all your items in your cart. Any Buy 1 Get 1 discounts will apply to all eligible items in your cart - no need to check out multiple times. Shipping I ship within 1 business day of receiving payment. Short on time or live overseas? Need a card sent directly to the recipient? I'm happy to inscribe a personal note from you and mail it anywhere in the United States at no additional charge. Terms of Sale I make every effort to describe items accurately, and often hear from buyers that the items they received were even better in person than in my listing photos. All items are guaranteed to be as pictured and as described. If you're not happy with an item you purchased or feel I made an error in my listing description, I'll accept returns within 30 days for a full refund. About Us I am a one-woman show and run my business with integrity and pride. I have many buyers who come back year after year because I offer great products at competitive prices. I strive for 5-star service by describing my items accurately, offering free domestic shipping, and mailing items promptly. When leaving me feedback, please keep in mind that eBay considers anything below a 5 star 'detailed seller rating' mark to be sub-par, and penalizes sellers accordingly. If you are pleased with the transaction, please respond with all 5 stars! If you are not pleased let me know, and I'll work to make it that way. Seasonal listings will be available for 30-60 days. Year-round items will come and go. Contact Us I want buyers to find exactly what they want, and often I have extras or substitutions for multiple item listings. If there's something about a listing I can 'tweak' for you to make it perfect, just ask! Feel free to contact me with any questions. Images sell! Get Supersized Images & Free Image HostingCreate your brand with Auctiva's Customizable Templates. Attention Sellers - Get Templates Image Hosting, Scheduling at Auctiva.com. Track Page Views WithAuctiva's Counter

Price: 4.95 USD

Location: Portland, Oregon

End Time: 2025-01-16T21:54:39.000Z

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