Gorgeous George and the Unidentified Unsinkable Underpants Part 1: 2017 Edition

Description: Gorgeous George and the Unidentified Unsinkable Underpants Part 1 by Stuart Reid Estimated delivery 3-12 business days Format Paperback Condition Brand New Description The New Gorgeous George Series are a collection of books about bums, bogies & big bottom burps, featuring young George and his eccentric Grandpa Jock. Along with his friends Allison & Crayon Kenny, the heroes are thrust in a world of everyday weirdness, imagination & fantasy. These books may contain boogers - You have been warned! Publisher Description Pumping, plesiosaurs, porridge and pants! Monsters, mayhem and muck!Gorgeous George, Allison and Crayon Kenny are off to Loch Ness to take part in the World Porridge Championships but the locals are behaving rather strangely. Who wants to eat rabbit poo? And what will it taste like?Grandpa Jock has boil-washed his secret invention; whoopee cushion underpants, and he is hoping these no-nonsense knickers will protect his dainty little derriere on the long train journey up north. Whats inside the talking tent and who can toot the tastiest trouser trumpets? Why are all the lakes in England drying up? Why does the soil smell of wee? And can George write a poem so shocking that it makes a school teacher wet her pants? George may come up with the rudest rhymes he can think of but a saboteur is lurking with pots of exploding porridge. Will celebrity chef Heston Bloomingheck lose his eyebrows in the blaze? And just what have the three American scientists, Professor Marmaduke, Commander Chuck Choppers and Peewee Peterson discovered beneath the surface of Loch Ness? Theres something out there and it wees in the water!More pumps, dumps, humps, thumps and bumps in the latest fantastic addition to the Gorgeous George series. Author Biography "Stuart Reid is a Force of Nature!" Keith Acheson - Director, Belfast Book Festival When I turned forty I realised that life was too short to stay serious. It wasnt that my career choices had been the wrong ones, they just hadnt been the absolute RIGHT ones. Since becoming a full-time author in 2012 Stuart Reid has performed at over 1,500 schools, libraries and books festivals through Britain, Ireland and internationally. He has been acknowledged by Scotlands First Minister Nicola Sturgeon for his work in schools as part of the First Ministers Reading Challenge, and his books carry testimonials from the BBCs Charlie Higson and Irish Childrens Laureate Eoin Colfer. His uniquely entertaining events are exciting, enthusiastic and inspirational, as well as educational, and he is one of the busiest childrens authors around. In 2014 Stuart was presented with the Enterprise in Education Award from Falkirk Council for his work in local schools, and his debut novel was selected for the Silver Seal at the Forward National Literature Award. Originally, Stuart wanted to be a journalist, combining his passions for writing and football but he turned up at the wrong college, studied business management and was forced to spend the next 25 years being boring, professional and corporate. His fun-loving attitude was further suppressed by the weight of career responsibility, as a business manager in the retail and hospitality industries in the UK and Dubai. It was in Dubai that Stuart discovered he was allergic to ties; blaming them for stifling the blood flow to his imagination throughout his twenties and thirties. And although the opportunity to move to Dubai was part of lifes fantastic rollercoaster, he quickly realised he was not materialistic. Inspiring children to learn to love reading was much more fulfilling, and after two years in the Middle East, Stuart returned home to become a full-time childrens author; and learned to enjoy life again. Stuart is 49 years old, going on 10. Stuart rediscovered his love of football, writing and having fun; only doing things that made him laugh or terrified him, or both. This began when he wrote a stage play and four radio adverts. He became the Voice of Scottish Football on Gulf Radio 2, presenting twice a week on the Totally Football Football Show. Throughout his early life he was dedicated to being immature, having fun and getting into trouble. Occasionally, after scoring a goal in the playground Stuart was known to celebrate by kissing lollypop ladies, and he once broke his nose by running into a lamp-post with his jumper pulled up over his head. Stuarts legs suffer from SAD (seasonal affective disorder) which means he has to wear shorts or his kilt at all times. His mid-life crisis offered a return to immature madness involving bogies, bums and big bottom burps and running about his snow-covered garden in only his pyjamas. Incredibly, Stuart has been married for over twenty-five years. He has a very tolerant wife, two children, a superman outfit and a spiky haircut. Details ISBN 1910614076 ISBN-13 9781910614075 Title Gorgeous George and the Unidentified Unsinkable Underpants Part 1 Author Stuart Reid Format Paperback Year 2016 Pages 120 Edition 3rd Publisher Gorgeous Garage Publishing Ltd GE_Item_ID:116798870; About Us Grand Eagle Retail is the ideal place for all your shopping needs! With fast shipping, low prices, friendly service and over 1,000,000 in stock items - you're bound to find what you want, at a price you'll love! Shipping & Delivery Times Shipping is FREE to any address in USA. Please view eBay estimated delivery times at the top of the listing. Deliveries are made by either USPS or Courier. 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