Description: This unlicensed Swiss Army Knife colab featuring Victorinox and Stag Squadron is a true masterpiece. Featuring an uncircumcised Phillips screwdriver that modestly tucks away, protected from prickly bushes and other waist high foliage, until it's needed. A spear point blade made of etched stainless steel, this pocketknife is deadly from a vertical mile away. The handle is made of Rocky Mountain elk antler that was ethically sourced right at the Stag Squadron headquarters at Moose Knuckle Ranch, using only a helicopter and a Stag Squadron Swiss Army Knife, giving it a unique and stunning look. The sight and sounds of the Stag Squadron chopper alone were enough to make the majestic beast drop his rack, tuck his sack and head for the hills. If this Swiss Army Knife were in the wild, It would attack you, even if you weren't in it's food chain. It would go out of it's way to attack you. If it were a lion and you were a tuna, It would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then it would steal your tuna girlfriend. In addition to the blade and uncircumcised Phillips screwdriver this knife also comes with a saw, blade layer and bottle opener. This custom SAK jobby is a one-of-a-kind piece and has the added bonus of causing feelings of inferiority in other knife owners, as warned by the state of California. It's a perfect addition to any collection or for everyday use.
Price: 279.95 USD
Location: Pocatello, Idaho
End Time: 2025-01-24T23:08:59.000Z
Shipping Cost: N/A USD
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Item Specifics
All returns accepted: ReturnsNotAccepted
Blade Material: Etched Stainless
Dexterity: Ambidextrous
Blade Range: Deadly from a mile away
Color: Ivory
Opening Mechanism: Manual
Tools: uncircumcised Phillips screwdriver, Bottle Opener, Saw, Blade layer
Blade Edge: Plain
California Prop 65 Warning: Warning: Has been shown by the state of California to cause feelings of inferiority in other knife owners. In rare cases you may be challenged to a duel and dawn with custom SAKS as the weapon of choice.
Brand: Victorinox
Blade Type: Spear Point
Type: Pocketknife
Lock Type: Slipjoint
Year: 1990now
Model: Hiker
Original/Reproduction: Custom Jobby
Number of Blades: 4
Country/Region of Manufacture: Albania
Handle Material: Rocky Mountain Elk Antler
